It’s the season of giving. Since our sports friends celebrate all of the holidays, it’s time to hand out some gifts.
Cleveland Browns fans, I am gifting you at least three more years of patience. You have been so good at this. It’s like being a parent. Sure, you’re great at spending money on all of your kids. You, too, know that feeling of how great it was to get a present when you were a child. Well, guess what? I don’t see you getting anything until the team moves into the new dome. So, keep smiling when your kids get you another pair of socks.
Cincinnati Bengals fans, you get the gift of a happy and healthy Joe Burrow. I know he might sound a little frustrated right now. Just get him an offensive line, and that frown will turn upside down. I still think a healthy Burrow gets the Bengals to the top of the AFC North.
The Ohio State University football fans, you get a punching bag. I can’t think of a better gift to explain why the Buckeyes’ offense has fallen asleep in big games like Michigan last year and Indiana this year. I know Indiana was the No. 2 team in the country. But these games are like having money in the bank and then using an ATM from another bank. It’s like the $4 fee. You know you have to pay extra to get what you want.
Cleveland Cavaliers fans, you get a free pass to the trade deadline. I know the injuries are making things difficult. Things are not going as smoothly as they did last year. Head coach Kenny Atkinson is trying to figure things out. But, I think we are at the point where one of the guards has to go, and the team needs to stop chucking up three-pointers at the end of a game like they are playing recreation basketball. It’s hard to watch. Oops, the NBA Grinch is all over this one. He’s taking back the trade deadline gift. He just remembered that he bought not one, but two aprons for Cindy Lou Who. The second apron will cost them a move at the deadline. Here’s a bottle of Advil for this holiday headache.
Cleveland Guardians fans, for you, it’s simple. Bats. Could you imagine the surprise this spring to have a few hitters that could hit .240 to .250 all season? That would be awesome to have just one or two guys with a little pop next year, even if these players come from within the system. Looking at lineups with legit two hitters every game is as much fun as watching the Cavs take 100 three-pointers every night to end games.
Hockey fans. I see you. In Columbus, you are putting almost 16,700 in the stands every Blue Jackets game despite battling for the worst record in the Eastern Conference. Be proud.
Cleveland Monsters fans, you have a tradition of leading the AHL in attendance, and you are doing a great job again this season. I give the gift of being strong through the good times and the bad.
Youth sports’ parents, you get the gift of time. You need to realize that time moves so fast, and your wallet empties so quickly. Your gift is a deep breath. To have the moment when you realize this is not going to last forever. It’s not worth trying to keep up with the Joneses. You may think your kid is going pro only to realize that they hit puberty before all the other kids. I say it all the time. Stop yelling at the officials. They didn’t wake up in the morning trying to figure out how to stop your kid from getting name, image, likeness money. We are really struggling to find refs and umps. Let’s give them a break this holiday season.
Andy Baskin writes about Sports for the Cleveland Jewish News. To read more from him, visit cjn.org/baskin.
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