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JD Crowe: Parole Tide! Nick Saban hired by Trump for NIL college football job: Caption contest

This is an opinion cartoon caption contest … and stuff Did Coach Saban dance with the devil for a deal to rule over college sports? That seems to be the thinking among some of Alabama’s most loyal football fans and captioneers. After sifting through tons of comments and captions on multiple social media sites and […]

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This is an opinion cartoon caption contest … and stuff

Did Coach Saban dance with the devil for a deal to rule over college sports?

That seems to be the thinking among some of Alabama’s most loyal football fans and captioneers. After sifting through tons of comments and captions on multiple social media sites and emails, “Dancing with the Devil” was the most popular caption – by far. It was among my first thoughts for a caption before I graciously threw it out to y’all.

“Sorry dear reader,” said one of my esteemed caption team colleagues with an evil laugh, “that’s too on the nose.”

True. The most popular choice isn’t always what we’re looking for in a caption contest. We’re looking for something a little different. Something not so obvious. Something that makes us snort.

To be honest, most of us were wondering what the hell was Saban thinking when he introduced, shared the stage and ever-so-briefly shook the tiny hand of Donald Trump at the Alabama commencement event last week.

Turns out, there was a deal to be made. With the devil. About the out-of-control NIL stuff that’s making college athletes rich and driving college coaches crazy.

I don’t have answers. But I do know this:

When and if President Trump hires Nick Saban to be college sports NIL czar, co-chair or whatever, he will finally have one competent, qualified expert in his administration who isn’t trying to destroy America. That’s probably a good thing.

Let’s get on to the caption contest stuff!

Y’all outdid yourselves this time. Our team of cartoon caption experts sifted through over a thousand comments and captions to arrive at these winners.

I picked “Parole Tide” by Heather Maze for the headline because it was short, sweet and it made me snort.

Don Krogol was the first to submit ‘Dancing with the Devil’, so he deserves props for that. It wasn’t his fault so many others followed suit. All you devil dancers are winners!

Here are the top 30 or so that gave us a chortle moment that may or may not have required a tissue. What’s your favorite caption?

‘Parole Tide!’ – Heather Maze

‘The moment Nick regretted not entering the transfer portal’ – David Morris

‘This Roll Tide smells like low tide’ – Brandi Waters

‘Miss Terry’s 11th Commandment: Don’t Dance With the Devil’ – Charley Grimsley

‘Brohemian Rhapsody’ – David Morris

‘The Dictator Dance’ – Wade Kirkpatrick

‘Dancin’ the lie-tie floss’ – Phillip Otts (Phillip’s caption included a funny animated gif of Trump doing the floss dance.)

‘The “How to Save UAB Research” polka’ – Joe Reams

‘Mephistopheles, I want the same deal you gave to Tommy Tuberville. Plus majority ownership of the Miami Dolphins.’ – Thomas Wright

‘Mephisto Waltz’ – Jeff Cupp

‘It takes two to mango’ – Robert de Buys

‘Oh Nick, dip me like Vladimir does!’ – Todd Engelhardt

Saban: Time to turn Doge loose on college football’ – Jim McEwen

‘MEGA DOSE OF RAT POISON’ – Rodney Duke

‘There was a sale on Crimson Tide bronzer’ – Corey Johnson

‘Orange Crush’ – Jeff Cupp

“Like s#!t through a tin horn. #SoThat’sWhatThatMeans’ – Todd Williams

‘Tell me Nick, you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?’ – Ricky Headrick

‘Dosey Dodo and Dosey Shouldn’t Have’ – Paulette Aberts

‘You don’t have to like the one you dance with to get what you want when the music stops’ – Sharon Barron Burke

‘You dance well for a guy with bone spurs’ – Don Morrison

‘I moved on him like a bitch. I couldn’t get there and he was married with a trophy wife. Then all-of-a-sudden I see him, he’s got big shiny footballs and a fantastic and very valuable crystal egg! I made my move and grabbed him by the footballs and then gave him advice on how to be a real winner from the greatest president in history!’ – Bill Ledbetter

‘No offense, Mr. President, but you ain’t no Miss Terry!’ – Hugh Kilpatrick

‘Tapdancing with a Carpetbagger’ – Corey Johnson

‘Fascism Fell On Alabama’ – Beth Selfe

‘Crimson Bromance’ – Amy Richardson

‘Believe me, Nick, this will be the last time I’ll borrow one of Barron’s ties!’ – Hugh Kilpatrick

‘The day Coach jumped the shark’ – Elizabeth Coggins

‘Please allow me to introduce myself’ – Tim Raths

‘Say it ain’t so, Nick’ – John Paul Weber

Sorry I couldn’t post all your captions, but you can vote for your favorite. Send me an email – jdcrowe@al.com.

Thanks to all for playing!





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What changes are coming to college sports that affect Tech and the Big 12?

The time has come for many questions to be answered this week with Big 12 meetings taking place in Orlando, Florida at the Waldorf Astoria. These spring meetings are held every year to discuss topics that will affect every team’s sport. Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark and head football and basketball coaches from the Big […]

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The time has come for many questions to be answered this week with Big 12 meetings taking place in Orlando, Florida at the Waldorf Astoria. These spring meetings are held every year to discuss topics that will affect every team’s sport.

Big 12 Commissioner Brett Yormark and head football and basketball coaches from the Big 12 are typically in attendance to discuss their league and other topics that have been circling around college sports.

Here’s what could be discussed during these meetings that could affect Tech, as well as the rest of the Big 12.

House Settlement – House v. NCAA

– Lots of national media will be surrounding this ongoing settlement during the week. If this passes, revenue-sharing with college athletes will begin on July 1. How will this affect the future of college athletics? What will NIL look like after this season? Opinion on the roster limits? These questions and more will be asked and talked about this week.

Because of existing rules around NIL, next offseason could look a lot different on how Texas Tech and other schools can operate.

College Football Playoffs

– The 2024 season was the first year that a 12-team college football playoff was implemented. It will remain at 12 teams for 2025, but a big topic that will come up is if the playoffs will have 14 or 16 teams that would include play-in games as part of conference championship weekend. A big discussion point will be the new rules for this years playoffs. This year’s edition will include straight seeding instead of the four highest-ranked conference champions receiving byes.

Will the Big 12 publicly support a specific playoff format for 2026 and beyond? Will the Big 12 look to potentially get the US government involved? Will the Big 12 posture publicly for the “good of sport” mantra that commissioner Yormark discussed last week?

Transfer Portal Windows

– Several topics such as the transfer portal window dates, recruiting periods, spring practice, and more will be discussed by coaches and administrators this week. Many coaches want to rid themselves of two portal windows. Several players were able to enter the portal in December, commit, and then enter the portal again in the spring and go somewhere else.

If the spring portal window is shut down, how does this affect spring practice? Does the Big 12 have a stance on when they want the portal window to be?

Kickoff times

– On Thursday May 29th, kickoff times for the first three weeks of the 2025 season are expected to be announced. Keep an eye out for Texas Tech’s kickoff times for games vs Arkansas-Pine Bluff, Kent State and Oregon State. Oregon State could potentially be picked up by a national TV network.

18 game Big 12 basketball season

– For league play in Big 12 basketball, there had been an 18-game conference schedule, but last year it was switched to 20 games. This resulted in teams not having as much time off and having two games every single week with limited rest time with no bye. After overwhelming support to go back to 18, the 2025/26 season will return to 18 games during conference play.

How will the Big 12 decide how that 18 game conference slate is constructed? Keep an eye on who Texas Tech will play multiple times.

What’s next for Big 12 baseball?

– It was just announced that the 2026 Big 12 Baseball Championships will be held at Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Arizona. This is believed to be a one year scenario, but what comes next?



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Texas Colleges Could Soon Pay Athletes for First Time

A bill making its way through the Texas legislature could see the state’s colleges pay their student athletes for the first time. The Texas state senate unanimously passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow universities to enter into name, image, and likeness (NIL) deals directly with their athletes, either as compensation for team-sanctioned events […]

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A bill making its way through the Texas legislature could see the state’s colleges pay their student athletes for the first time.

The Texas state senate unanimously passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow universities to enter into name, image, and likeness (NIL) deals directly with their athletes, either as compensation for team-sanctioned events in which they participate or as an incentive for enrollment.

This differs from previous NIL legislation, which allowed deals to be struck between intercollegiate athletes and outside parties such as advertisers.

Why It Matters

Compensating student athletes has remained a contentious issue given the popularity and profitability of college sports in the United States, with many arguing the athletes themselves should be entitled to a share of the revenue they generate. Supporters of the current bill argue that this will also give colleges extra leverage to ensure talent is not lost to other states.

Opponents, however, maintain that providing students with compensation beyond scholarships could undermine educational integrity and the longstanding amateurism model of collegiate sports.

With one of the largest student athlete populations in the country, behind only California, the landmark Texas bill could see more states following suit.

What To Know

The NIL compensation bill passed through the Texas House in April and the Senate Education Committee earlier this month. Representative Carl Tepper, who drafted House Bill 126, told lawmakers during one debate: “We will be killing college football in Texas if we do not pass this bill.”

According to the amended bill, which passed in the Senate on Tuesday, student athletes will still be barred from receiving compensation for the endorsement of alcohol, tobacco and nicotine products, as well as steroids, gambling, firearms or any “sexually oriented business.”

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The Texas Longhorns celebrate a touchdown during the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic against the Ohio State Buckeyes on January 10, 2025.

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The legislation follows several high-profile challenges to the National Collegiate Athletic Association’s (NCAA) rules regarding student athlete compensation. This includes the imminent settlement in House v. NCAA, a class-action lawsuit filed by several college athletes against the Association and its five largest conferences.

The parties agreed to pay just under $2.8 billion in back damages to student-athletes who competed between 2016 and 2024 but were denied NIL benefits during their college attendance. The settlement still awaits final approval from United States District Judge Claudia Wilken.

Senator Brandon Creighton, who sponsored the latest bill in the Texas Senate, cited the NCAA settlement as a motivation, saying: “We have to continue to work – especially with settlements like this – to bring any common sense and consistency possible to what has been considered the Wild West for name, image, and likeness and paying college athletes.”

What People Are Saying

Texas state Representative Mitch Little, during a debate in April: “The university enters into an NIL contract with a student athlete [and] says: ‘We’re going to pay you $4 million to come and play college football here.’ And then they get on campus, and the university decides ‘you stink. We’re not going to pay you the rest of this NIL contract.’ What am I supposed to tell that student athlete?”

What Happens Next

The Texas compensation bill now awaits the signature of Governor Greg Abbott and could take effect as soon as September 1, according to The Texas Tribune.



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Softball Lands Five on CSC Academic All-District Team

Story Links KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The Western Michigan softball team landed five student-athletes on the College Sports Communicators Academic All-District Team, with Riley Dittmar, Jensen Gremillion, Tristen Head, Payton Kelly and Taylor Wolfe earning the honors. Eligible nominees must compete in 90 percent of the institution’s games played OR must start in at least […]

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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — The Western Michigan softball team landed five student-athletes on the College Sports Communicators Academic All-District Team, with Riley Dittmar, Jensen Gremillion, Tristen Head, Payton Kelly and Taylor Wolfe earning the honors.

Eligible nominees must compete in 90 percent of the institution’s games played OR must start in at least 66 percent of the institution’s games. For pitchers, a student-athlete must have made at least 17 appearances OR pitched 35 innings.An undergraduate student-athlete must have at least a 3.50 cumulative grade point average (on a 4.0 scale). A graduate student-athlete must have at least a 3.50 cumulative grade point average (on a 4.0 scale) as both an undergraduate and a grad student unless they are in their first semester as a graduate student and don’t have an established graduate GPA.

Dittmar boasts a 3.90 GPA in biomedical sciences, with Gremillion posting a 3.98 in health services and sciences. Head has a 3.88 in nursing, with Kelly wrapping up her career with the honors after a 3.59 in English literature. Wolfe ends her career with a perfect 4.00 in criminal justices. 

 



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2025 NCAA Qualifier Ava Whitaker Joining Texas A&M After Two Years At Indiana

2025 NCAA Qualifier Ava Whitaker has announced she will transfer to Texas A&M beginning in the 2025-2026 school year. Whitaker began her collegiate career at Indiana and has two years of eligibility remaining. “After 2 years at Indiana, I made the decision to enter the transfer portal and find a good fit closer to home. […]

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2025 NCAA Qualifier Ava Whitaker Joining Texas A&M After Two Years At Indiana

2025 NCAA Qualifier Ava Whitaker has announced she will transfer to Texas A&M beginning in the 2025-2026 school year. Whitaker began her collegiate career at Indiana and has two years of eligibility remaining.

“After 2 years at Indiana, I made the decision to enter the transfer portal and find a good fit closer to home. Endless thanks to the Indiana coaches for believing in me and encouraging me!  After much consideration, I decided to continue my education and swimming career at Texas A&M University! Thank you to Coaches Blaire, Wes, Allyson, Jamie, and Duncan for this incredible opportunity! GIG ‘EM! & BTHO EVERYBODY!”

As a freshman, Whitaker finished her season at the Big Ten Championships. There she swam to a 9th place finish in the 200 fly (1:57.67), 14th place finish in the 100 fly (53.40), and 32nd place finish in the 200 IM (2:02.48).

The Texas native made huge strides this past season, first swimming a personal best of a 1:55.26 200 fly at midseason. She improved upon that time at the 2025 Big Ten Championships, swimming to a 2nd place finish as she touched in a 1:55.17. She also was 11th in the 100 fly in a 52.47 but notched a personal best 52.32 in prelims.

Whitaker earned an invite to 2025 NCAAs, finishing 30th in the 100 fly in a personal best 52.10. She also was 36th in the 200 fly in a 1:56.50.

Whitaker’s lifetime best SCY times:

  • 100 fly: 52.10
  • 200 fly: 1:55.17

The Texas A&M women finished 8th out of 13 teams at the 2025 SEC Championships. They went on to finish 26th at NCAAs and had seven swimmers earn an individual invite. The team enters its second season under Director of Swimming and Diving Blaire Anderson.

Whitaker is a huge addition for the Aggies as her 200 fly would have made the SEC ‘ B’ final. The team only had two finalists in the event, both in the ‘B’ final as well. Her 100 fly would have also made the ‘B’ final as it took a 51.81 to make the ‘A’ final.

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Crisis of College Football’s Offensive Lines: NIL’s Impact and Trends

The decline of offensive lines in college football is tied to several factors, primarily the impact of NIL deals and the transfer portal. Programs like Washington have seen a mass exodus of talent, losing key players to the draft or other schools, complicating recruiting and development efforts. With offensive line units needing continuity for success, […]

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The decline of offensive lines in college football is tied to several factors, primarily the impact of NIL deals and the transfer portal. Programs like Washington have seen a mass exodus of talent, losing key players to the draft or other schools, complicating recruiting and development efforts. With offensive line units needing continuity for success, the shifting landscape is making it increasingly difficult for teams to maintain robust offensive fronts. Injuries and inconsistent lineups have further exacerbated performance issues, revealing a broader trend of declining talent and depth across the country.

By the Numbers

  • Washington fell from No. 17 to 127 in pass-blocking grade.
  • Last season, out of 40 All-America honorees, 36 were homegrown players.

Yes, But

Some argue that the increased movement of players has leveled the playing field, allowing schools that historically lacked depth to compete more effectively. However, the drastic changes have also resulted in a decline in player development and performance consistency at established programs.

State of Play

  • The transfer portal has seen elite programs lose numerous linemen, while smaller schools gain these players.
  • Injuries to key offensive linemen this season have impacted teams’ performances, revealing vulnerabilities.

What’s Next

As NIL deals continue to shape recruiting landscapes, teams may need to adapt strategies for building their offensive lines, prioritizing retention and development more than ever. The transfer market will likely see even more shifts in talent as schools navigate this new reality.

Bottom Line

The crisis in college football’s offensive lines highlights the need for programs to rethink their approach to player development and retention, as both talent and continuity are essential for building successful units. Success in the new era depends on teams mastering the complexities of recruiting and fostering a stable environment for their linemen.





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