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John Oliver Offers to Blindly Rebrand MiLB Teams on HBO's 'Last Week Tonight'

Minor league baseball can often live in the shadows, outside of viral clips, the short stays of top prospects and the occasional promotional stunts that hit it big. But Sunday night, the teams so regularly overlooked by the national media got their time in the spotlight from an unexpected outlet. The most recent episode of […]

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John Oliver Offers to Blindly Rebrand MiLB Teams on HBO's 'Last Week Tonight'

Minor league baseball can often live in the shadows, outside of viral clips, the short stays of top prospects and the occasional promotional stunts that hit it big.

But Sunday night, the teams so regularly overlooked by the national media got their time in the spotlight from an unexpected outlet.

The most recent episode of the Emmy-winning HBO comedy series “Last Week Tonight With John Oliver” was centered mostly its main story about mass deportations from the United States. To close out the show, though, Oliver had an 11-minute segment focused on the wild world of minor league baseball.

Most of the segment was spent celebrating the gimmicks and mishaps that give MiLB so much character, but Oliver wasn’t completely satisfied with every team’s efforts.

“My only real criticism is that some minor league teams just aren’t really pulling their weight, as some are just boringly named after their major league affiliate like the Worcester Red Sox or the Iowa Cubs,” Oliver said. “Others are just first-thought choices like the Buffalo Bisons and the St. Paul Saints, which is pretty disappointing. Because in not embracing the glorious eccentricity the magnificent league they belong to, they’re kind of leaving money on the table.”

So, as is often the case with Oliver’s show, he swooped in with an over-the-top proposal to remake the minors in his own image.

“We are willing to use all of our resources and stupidity to give one minor league baseball team a total rebrand,” Oliver said. “We will give you a new team name, a new mascot, we will even throw you a theme night. It will be personalized, it will be personalized and it will be bespoke. I promise, we will put just as much time, energy and research into this as we do exposing the dark underbelly of America’s criminal justice system – arguably more. And we will do this in the spirit of your team, city and the league to which you belong.”

Oliver had a few conditions, however. Teams that are interested in his offer are not allowed to ask any questions or give any notes if they agree from a rebrand, and they are required to follow through with what the show gives them.

As he made his way over to a miniature baseball stadium set in his studio in New York, Oliver prompted teams to reach out at johnoliver@buntstuff.com. It remains to be seen which clubs will make a play for a rebrand, if any, and how long it will take to implement said rebrand.

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Rondina, Pons lead Alas Pilipinas in Laguna Volleyball Open

Bernadeth Pons (left) and Sisi Rondina (right). | PNVF photo CEBU CITY, Philippines — Cebuana volleyball star Sisi Rondina and her partner Bernadeth Pons, two of the most prominent names in Philippine beach volleyball, will lead the charge for Alas Pilipinas in the one-day Philippine National Volleyball Federation (PNVF) Beach Volleyball National Open, currently underway […]

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Bernadeth Pons (left) and Sisi Rondina (right). | PNVF photo

CEBU CITY, Philippines — Cebuana volleyball star Sisi Rondina and her partner Bernadeth Pons, two of the most prominent names in Philippine beach volleyball, will lead the charge for Alas Pilipinas in the one-day Philippine National Volleyball Federation (PNVF) Beach Volleyball National Open, currently underway this weekend at the Nuvali Sand Courts in Santa Rosa, Laguna.

Fresh off a strong quarterfinal finish in the Volleyball World Beach Pro Tour Futures last month at the same venue, Rondina and Pons are aiming to bounce back stronger as they serve as the top contenders in a field of national and collegiate standouts.

Their experience and chemistry will be key as they spearhead one of four women’s pairs representing Alas Pilipinas in the tournament organized by Beach Volleyball Republic (BVR).

READ: Rondina vows stronger comeback after promising quarterfinal finish

The other teams include seasoned tandems Jenny Gaviola and Alexa Polidario, Sofiah Pagara and Khy Progella, and Sunny Villapando and Dij Rodriguez.

Pagara and Progella are no strangers to the Nuvali sand, having captured gold during the PNVF Beach Volleyball Invitational last December.

Buytrago, Varga compete with different pairs

On the other hand, two other Cebuanos, Rancel Varga and James Buytrago—longtime partners on the sand—will compete with different teammates. Varga will pair with Ronniel Rosales, while Buytrago will team up with Jude Garcia.

The other pairs in the men’s division are Lerry Francisco and Jaron Raquinton, and Ranran Abdilla and Edwin Tolentino.

The tournament will also feature UAAP standouts in both the high school and collegiate divisions. /clorenciana



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This one drive made me understand why enthusiasts love the VW Polo

What happened on a 350 km solo road trip in a VW Polo GT TSI on a rainy day changed my opinion of the car. BHPian mandavamanojjr recently shared this with other enthusiasts: I always felt that German cars are expensive to maintain, though I listened to reviews that say they offer great driving pleasure, […]

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What happened on a 350 km solo road trip in a VW Polo GT TSI on a rainy day changed my opinion of the car.

BHPian mandavamanojjr recently shared this with other enthusiasts:

I always felt that German cars are expensive to maintain, though I listened to reviews that say they offer great driving pleasure, I did not show much interest in them.

While I was auditing our client’s accounts, I happened to see that a total of Rs. 1 Lakh plus was paid towards the repair of the DSG gearbox for a Polo GT TSI.

It was a complete shock for me, as I had never seen that much repair amount for a car back then.

This was strongly registered in my mind.

In 2015, when we were looking to purchase a sedan, though I was originally fascinated by the Volkswagen Vento, I did not even attempt to test drive it, being under the illusion that the maintenance would be higher.

Further, in 2016, I travelled with one of my uncles in his Polo TDI, sitting in the front passenger seat. My first impression was that the car was too compact with no space at all, summarizing that it was not a proper family car.

But, I still remember that drive along with my uncle, where he was constantly cruising at 100-120 kmph, and the car was rock solidly stable with no sort of vibrations.

It had a low stance and seating position, which felt like it was completely glued to the road, and it gave me a feeling of sitting in a go-kart vehicle.

The car was picking up speed at a good pace, and it was very planted with no sort of vibrations, air & tyre sounds. It was like riding in a superior car.

Years passed

One of my friends had purchased a Polo GT TSI recently, a used car, and I wondered why he was buying it, thinking of the maintenance it requires.

I drove it a couple of times for a very short spin within the town, and my original impressions continued of being cramped with no space, no creature comforts etc.

After a few days, I got an opportunity to travel for about 350 km solo in his Polo. Though I initially felt it was not an opportunity but a necessity.

It was a rainy day, and I started my journey, which completely changed my opinion of the car.

The following are the three driving chapters that I have experienced that made me completely fall in love with the car.

First chapter

I was driving on the single-lane village roads beside farms before getting onto the highway. It was rainy and in some spots on the road, the water was clogged.

Usually, while driving, I prefer not to drive in the water as I have the impression that the car loses its control and stability.

That particular day, since I was solo and bored, an instant thought came into my mind to just splash the water aside by going through it as there were no people beside, and I was also driving slowly.

In my first attempt, I made the left side of the car (the left front and rear tyres) go into the water to splash and kept the right side of the car on the tarmac. Apart from visualizing the splashing of the water, I immediately realized how stable the car was despite being thrown into a considerable water pit. The car did not shake even a little bit, and it was very much in control.

I was fascinated by the way it drove and handled the water pit.

I was still in a dilemma, doubting the capability of the car, presuming that the first pit might be very small, and thus, like any other car, the Polo also performed well. To test my perception of the car, I once again made the car go into the water pit, which is slightly bigger this time.

This time, no words, no thoughts inside my mind, but just a natural smile came on my face.

I completely agreed with the capabilities of the car and never doubted it again.

Now, a younger version of me has been awoken, who wants to experience the same joy of splashing the water again and again, as the car can handle it with utmost confidence.

I repeated it for the next few water pits, and it was a thorough joy, which totally satisfied the inner soul in my heart, who has a true passion towards cars.

I wish that day I had more water pits to have more fun.

The fun, though initially expected from the splashing of the water, has come, but the real and true fun part is driving the Polo through the water.

The fun and joy came to an end as the road ended, and I had to take the highway.

Second chapter

After a few kilometres of highway driving, I was supposed to drive through a city in between, and was slowly moving with the city traffic.

I approached a small junction which is neither big enough to have a traffic signal nor small enough to be left without a policeman. It is just in between.

It is a four-lane road with a divider in between, and I was driving in the left lane on my side of the road. The vehicles that need to take a turn are driving on the right lane on my side.

All of a sudden, the vehicle in front of me stopped due to some forward traffic in our lane, and immediately, I looked to my right, checking for any vehicles beside me. Next, I checked the right side rear view mirror for any vehicle behind me in the right lane.

After having a proper clearance check, I immediately turned towards the right, changed my lane, and overtook the vehicle in front of me in the left lane.

Though this might appear to take a lot of time in action, in reality, it was so quick as it is a 2-5 second decision & execution process, and what was even quicker & faster is the way the car turned its direction towards the steering input.

I was just astonished as the directional change was so smooth and easy, and by the time I was overtaking the vehicle in the left lane, I started to realize and appreciate its agility.

Every car turns quickly, no wonder in it.

But it is the precision with which it turns that matters.

I have driven many cars and handled many traffic situations as described above, but I had never gotten this feeling, and I had never remembered these many days, the way Polo changed its lane that day, which is still unforgettable.

Third chapter

Finally, I reached the outskirts of the destination and was travelling on the Outer Ring Road (ORR). There were some expansion joints and rumble strips in between on the ORR to slow down the fast-moving vehicles.

It was almost 6 hours of driving to ORR. I was a bit tired, and my focus then was only reaching the destination quickly. As part of the usual driving, I slowed down a bit when the expansion joint came and drove across it.

A few kilometers later, another expansion joint came suddenly, which I initially missed to slow down the vehicle, and I approached it with the same speed I was cruising. I was expecting that there would be a considerable movement and unsettledness after gliding through it.

To my surprise, there was no movement at all, either upwards or sideways, and it was the same planted drive making me feel as if the car had not gone through any expansion joint.

Now, I waited for another expansion joint, and I consciously did not decrease the speed and went through it. The same planted feeling repeated with no sort of loss of confidence. From then I was waiting for the expansion joints where all other cars were pressing their brake pedals, for which stop lights were visible at the rear, whereas I cruised through the expansion joints at the same pace with so ease and enthusiasm.

I felt like the VIP on the road with escort vehicles following, as all others were slowing down at these expansion joints, which was not a slowing point for me. The Polo made me feel like the boss of the road.

The same is the case with the rumble strips, where the car felt utmost composed, and nothing was felt inside.

Conclusion: The love realised after the drive

All three chapters mentioned above, though, were experienced while driving; the real love started only after returning the car to my friend.

I went home, had dinner, and was in bed to sleep. Then, these feelings mentioned in the chapters above started to run through my heart, coupled with the experiences picturing in my mind. The real love started then, and the real potential of the Polo was understood then.

This nostalgia continues to date.

I felt that the real fun is not in driving the car at higher speeds, but it is in understanding the true potential of the car and experiencing its abilities. At present, whenever I see a Polo on the roads, I feel jealous of the driver for the reason that he has a good-handling car.

Even today, I feel it’s a high-maintenance car, as my friend also spent a considerable amount on repairs, but if he were the first owner who had taken care of the car very well, then the maintenance cost would be nominal.

Being a lover of the Polo, did I purchase it later? Or just lived through the dreams of purchasing it. A story that will be shared in the future.

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Gold Rush Charter team wins its first middle school volleyball tournament | Sports

Gold Rush Charter School achieved history earlier this month as its middle school volleyball team earned the program’s first-ever tournament victory. “Despite being a smaller charter school that often combines grade levels to form teams, our students regularly rise to the challenge of competing against older and more experienced players. The results have been inspiring,” […]

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Gold Rush Charter School achieved history earlier this month as its middle school volleyball team earned the program’s first-ever tournament victory.

“Despite being a smaller charter school that often combines grade levels to form teams, our students regularly rise to the challenge of competing against older and more experienced players. The results have been inspiring,” GRCS principal Amanda McLeod stated. “Participation in sports has brought more than just wins to our school. It has fostered a deep sense of ownership, discipline, teamwork and school spirit among our students. 



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From Paris to polo, Riordan keeping head above water

The ‘post-Olympic blues’ is a well-discussed topic. The anxiety, depression or other mental health issues that athletes can suffer from after the high-stakes competition wraps up is widely acknowledged. Team Ireland were no different to other countries in setting up support structures, with many athletes discussing their own strategies before jetting out to Paris. For […]

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The ‘post-Olympic blues’ is a well-discussed topic.

The anxiety, depression or other mental health issues that athletes can suffer from after the high-stakes competition wraps up is widely acknowledged.

Team Ireland were no different to other countries in setting up support structures, with many athletes discussing their own strategies before jetting out to Paris.

For former swimmer Erin Riordan, the months leading up to the Games were among the most draining of her life. The endorphins she anticipated never arrived, and she quietly slipped away from the sport afterwards.

2024 was a rollercoaster of emotions.

Born in Japan to Irish parents, Riordan had spent time living in Switzerland, Hong Kong and the UK. Her first time experiencing daily life in Ireland came in 2017 when she started college here.

After missing out on Tokyo, she gave it another shot to realise the Olympic dream as part of the 400m freestyle relay team that competed at the World Championships in Doha in February last year.

Ireland finished 17th in the rankings, agonisingly one place outside of qualification for Paris.

When the dream appeared to be over, she decided enough was enough, and retired at the age of 24.

However, Japan’s decision not to travel opened the door for Riordan, Victoria Catterson, Grace Davison and Danielle Hill to become the first Irish women’s relay team to represent Ireland at an Olympic Games in more than half a century.

For Riordan however, the memories are bittersweet. Playing catch-up in the pool, the team finished eighth in their heat.

From left: Grace Davison, Erin Riordan and Danielle Hill look on during the women’s 4x100m freestyle relays in Paris

“Along the way you kind of forget why you’re doing it and it becomes ‘I want to make the Games, I want to do this’, as opposed to ‘I used to love the sport and I used to love getting up at 5am’,” she tells RTÉ Sport.

“It was difficult for sure. I think I kind of had a sour taste in my mouth from swimming even though I had this amazing experience and I’ll never forget that.

“I think I had already grieved that I wasn’t going to the Olympics. And then two weeks later it was ‘Get back to Dublin, you might be going’. It was a big toll on the mind, more so than the body.

“You walk out and you’re like ‘This is it, this is the moment’. And then you’re also like, ‘Oh, this is it?’ Two edges of a sword I guess.”

The second swimming retirement was a final one, though the sporting void has been filled in different ways. She works full time as a documentation specialist with a pharmaceutical company and has signed up to run her first marathon later this year.

“I’m in the mind space of ‘I want to enjoy sports'”

Competitive sport, and indeed the water, drew her back in however. Triathlon was considered, but once water polo came across her radar, she soon found herself back in the pool.

Having never played ball sports, or team sports, the curiosity and challenge proved too hard to resist and she threw her lot in with the St Vincent’s club.

“It was a bit humbling at the beginning, going from the Olympics to being the very worst on a team that has 14-year-old girls on it, but good fun all the same,” said Riordan.

“I’m in the mind space of ‘I want to enjoy sports’, first and foremost to be doing it because I want to be there. The Olympics was a heavy mental and emotional toll on me. I wanted to take a break from that.”

Riordan in action with St Vincent’s. Picture: Laszlo Geczo

She was called into the senior cup team, a member of the side that recently got the better of Galway’s Tribes in a cup final decided by penalties.

“I was more of a minor role, but I got a bit of game time and in the next few seasons I’m going to keep going, see where we can go.

“I didn’t realise how physical the sport was. People are wrestling each other in the water but it’s almost refreshing to see that in a women’s sport because that’s not how we’re ‘meant’ to behave I guess. But it is very physical, very aggressive in the water.”

There is now a contentment she could only dream of 12 months ago, a balance she struggled to get right during her swimming career.

Water polo and running are her hobbies now, but there is a willingness to try out others.

“Something I always knew coming out of swimming is that I can’t just stop activity altogether,” she says. “I think I get quite down if I do. So I picked up all these sports, I’m just trying everything out.

“Before, I used to work my life around my sport, whereas now I’m working sport around my life. It’s a different dynamic for me.”



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Brownwood volleyball coach Cheyanne Lovelady accepts same position at Austin Brentwood Christian

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World Aquatics condemns Enhanced Games “circus built on shortcuts”-Xinhua

Logo of the World Aquatics. BEIJING, May 23 (Xinhua) — World Aquatics, the global governing body for swimming, has denounced the concept of the Enhanced Games and instead promoted a healthy and fulfilling sporting lifestyle, according to a statement sent to Xinhua on Wednesday. The Enhanced Games, which propose allowing athletes to use performance-enhancing substances […]

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BEIJING, May 23 (Xinhua) — World Aquatics, the global governing body for swimming, has denounced the concept of the Enhanced Games and instead promoted a healthy and fulfilling sporting lifestyle, according to a statement sent to Xinhua on Wednesday.

The Enhanced Games, which propose allowing athletes to use performance-enhancing substances while competing in swimming, track and strength events, announced plans to hold their inaugural edition over Memorial Day weekend in Las Vegas in May 2026.

“The Enhanced Games are not a sporting competition built on universal values like honesty, fairness and equity: they are a circus, built on shortcuts,” World Aquatics said in the statement.

“The enduring power of athletes to serve as role models for children and adults alike relies on their talent, hard work, respect and friendship. That’s what we see in our champions and in our competitions, and that’s what we’ll continue to showcase.”

“The way to a long, healthy and happy sporting life is readily available. It doesn’t require a costly cocktail of anti-ageing drugs. Train consistently, eat well, rest well and enjoy the company of other athletes.”

“This is something we already know from the millions of masters swimmers who continue to regularly set new records for human performance at the World Aquatics Masters Championships, some aged over 100. We invite the world to come and learn from these true champions as they compete again in Singapore this summer,” World Aquatics said.

The World Aquatics Masters Championships will take place from July 26-August 22 in Singapore, with approximately 6,000 master-aged aquatics athletes from more than 100 countries and regions competing in swimming, diving, water polo, artistic swimming and open water swimming. 



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