Like most Southerners, I love SEC football. A girlfriend broke up with me once over it — we dated just two seasons. She told me I loved college football more than her. To try to make her less upset, I told her I loved her more than ice hockey.
Ohio State is the team to beat this year, but the SEC is always in the mix. College football appeared right after the Civil War to give Southern and Northern states a safer way to keep on fighting.
Let me say up front that I like Lane Kiffin. I went to basketball schools, so I can be a fair arbiter here.
(IN THE NEWS: Lane Kiffin exits Ole Miss for LSU; Pete Golding takes over for Rebels)
Kiffin is one of a few head coaches with a sense of humor. He gives an interesting interview beyond the superficial platitudes most have been taught to spew. In leagues where coaches speak in measured tones of “process” and “culture,” he will push back and poke, all with a wry smile. He channels Coach Mike Leach, who was the greatest.
Kiffin wins, but loyal he is not. Some coaches build dynasties; he builds frequent flyer miles. He is the coach colleges love to hate. He feeds on it. He does not care. I like that.
The worst form of thinkers, the NCAA, politicians and college presidents, have designed the current NIL/college football landscape. These people who are used to making bad decisions with other people’s money have created a convoluted mess.
Jimmy Sexton, the “coach’s agent” who has a virtual monopoly in the space, owns these colleges. With his $80 million coach buy-outs paid by colleges with tuition going up at twice the rate of inflation, I’m surprised some state has not pursued an antitrust case against him.
Lane left for LSU, where he might find a home. Louisiana has a long history of rogues and reprobates, and not just in politics. Sixty percent of Louisiana is under water, the other 40% is under indictment.
Without an in-state rival to turn him in, and in the rough and tumble nature of Louisiana, Kiffin might thrive. The last LSU coach, Brian Kelly, left for health reasons. Fans were sick of him.
Kiffin’s decision to move, he said, relied on his former boss, Nick Saban. He once described Saban as “like an ex” in a divorce settlement. The man is a conundrum wrapped in a kerfuffle.
(IN THE NEWS: Ole Miss loses coach but moves up a spot in College Football Playoff rankings)
His departure from Ole Miss was a masterpiece of awkward timing, as the team was preparing for the College Football Playoff. As the fan base wailed in betrayal, Kiffin asked if he could coach in the playoffs. Talk about your haughty toddy! Ole Miss said no. As he left Ole Miss in a jet, he told several assistant coaches to get on the plane with him now or no job. Baller move. Five went.
LSU will take its place in this year’s playoff as it has recently: on the couch watching it.
A winning coach can name his terms. UNC signed Bill Belichick with the agreement that his girlfriend would be given a snap bid to pledge Chi Omega and live in the sorority house. Sadly, Belichick’s first loss was 73 to 22, calling even more attention to the relationship.
SEC football is a big deal. Trump attended the Georgia vs. Alabama game. Vanderbilt would not let Trump come for fear he would deport their QB, Diego Pavia. Maybe it would be covered on ESPN Deportes?
Amid the chaos, Vanderbilt has been on the rise. Their coach stayed; they flipped the No. 1 QB commitment from Georgia. Vanderbilt hopes to build the kind of football team their women’s bowling team can be proud of.
Football might be the “bread and circus” of our times. It goes beyond North and South, state versus state. It’s a religious experience. I always told my kids that an atheist is a person who watches Notre Dame play Southern Methodist and doesn’t care who wins.
Contact Ron Hart, a syndicated op-ed satirist, author and TV/radio commentator, at Ron@RonaldHart.com or X @RonaldHart.






