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The next 6 worst people to make a tee time with

Person who, on the day of the tee time, asks “What course again?” You make a tee time for Saturday five or six days in advance and Al Roker checks in—”hey guys, forecast not looking great for Saturday, think we should cancel?” Yeah man, those five-day out forecasts that are batting 1.000 lifetime should definitely […]

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The next 6 worst people to make a tee time with

Person who, on the day of the tee time, asks “What course again?”

You make a tee time for Saturday five or six days in advance and Al Roker checks in—”hey guys, forecast not looking great for Saturday, think we should cancel?” Yeah man, those five-day out forecasts that are batting 1.000 lifetime should definitely run all of our lives. Surely, five days from now, the weather couldn’t possibly change. You determined that all by yourself on the same Weather Channel app we all have? Save it, nerd. Do you know how many times I’ve simply showed up to the course despite a bad forecast, hoped for the best and it ends up not even raining a drop? A billion times. Those days are often the best rounds because you feel like you stole one from Mother Nature. Memories that last a lifetime. And so what if it does actually rain for a half hour or so? Take some shelter, have a beer and relax. We’ll get back out there. Stop letting a week-in-advance “50 percent chance of showers” prognostication determine whether you are leaving your house for once or not.

Truly nobody worse, especially because this person generally doesn’t reveal this information until you are standing on the first tee box. Because they know if they mentioned it a few days before they’d probably get kicked out of the group because nobody wants somebody who is leaving at halftime of a lot of people’s Super Bowl that is weekend golf. Oh, we were going to try to play a match for money, maybe some side action, but you have to leave after 9 so I guess we’ll just whack it around for funsies. What a joke. Even worse is the person who doesn’t mention they have to leave at all and then around the 14th fairway says “boys, I gotta get going.” You came to a public course on Saturday, knowing you “had to get going” at a certain time, and thought this was going to be some sort of speed round where you’d 1.) be able to finish 18, and 2.) make it to whatever event you needed to make it to, at which point, upon your arrival, your spouse will probably still hate you for having a few hours of fun before said event. You’re even dumber than I thought. And God help you if you think you’re taking the cart back to the club house. Start hiking, brotha. And just know when you remove your cap and shake my hand on 14 green and say “let’s do it again,” in my head I’m saying “yes, let’s, never.”

I know we ALL have this friend. The person who can’t seem to get anywhere or do anything without someone quite literally holding their hand and showing them the way. This person will text the ringleader, or the group chat, one-to-two hours before the tee time asking where the tee time is. Oftentimes, if it is in the group chat, there is a screenshot and/or a text message just a few word bubbles above you can scroll to and find the location of the course, what time the tee time is and how much it costs. But again, this person can’t wipe their bum bum on their own, so how could they be expected to scroll up three whole messages? The person who is asking this is likely still in bed and has not even begun the process of getting ready to go play golf. What if I don’t see the text for an hour? What if it’s an hour drive for you and you didn’t realize that until just now? Now you’re definitely going to be late and the starter is going to take it out on me. You are like an anxiety-induced high school prom zit on the forehead of this golf rotation, and you must now be surgically removed. Good day, sir.

The person who needs constant confirmation

“Is the spot still open?” person

Now that it’s starting to warm up in my neck of the woods, the Northeast, I’ve realized that the time to start dealing with all these knuckleheads again is fast-approaching. Perhaps some day I’ll join a private club where I could simply roll up to course and play whenever I want, for however long I want and with whomever I want. Unfortunately, that day is not today. Another spring and summer of staying up until midnight to secure a time seven days from now and then subsequently having to get a group of imbeciles together awaits.

Much like Richard Lewis in that one episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” this person just cannot fathom a group of guys/gals all sticking to an agreed-upon plan multiple days in advance. If the tee time is Saturday, this person is texting you on Tuesday, “are we still on for Saturday?” Then they are doing that again on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. Hell, they might actually call you in the year 2025, an utterly terrifying prospect that might cause me to block your number. Of course, in fairness to Richard Lewis, Larry David ultimately lets him down by not showing up to lunch, proving that Lewis did, in fact, need constant confirmation of a plan. But soup and salad is a whole different ball game than a set tee time with four buddies at a golf course that everyone is looking forward to. Listen, constant confirmation guy, if anything should change in our plan between now and the tee time, I promise you will be the first to know.

Getting very specific now, but this person 100 percent exists. You go through the trouble all season of getting foursomes together, securing tee times a week or weeks in advance, making sure everybody shows up, etc. Then one person pokes away. “Who is playing?”, “Are we still on for Saturday?”, “What course?”, “We ALWAYS play there, can’t we play somewhere else?” Like a freaking gnat. You finally snipe back at this clown, hey, pal, chief, why don’t YOU make the tee time? And this selfish prick retorts with “ohhh, poooor you, it must be so hard to make a teeee timeeee.” If it’s so easy, WHY DO YOU NEVER DO IT!?!?!??

I sort of covered this territory in Version 1.0 with “can’t just say yes or no” person, but “is the spot still open?” person is a different beast. This person obviously couldn’t commit originally, but kindly asks if they could be reconsidered at a later date should you still need to fill out the foursome. Honestly, that’s fair. You didn’t say yes and then bail, didn’t show up and bail after 9 holes, and you didn’t say the loathsome phrase “can I let you know later in the week?” No, you may not. But I will circle back like Jen Psaki if every other option falls through. Now, if that turns out to not be the case, I don’t want to hear from you. I don’t want the sad puppy dog eyes. “Is the spot still open?” No, it’s not, and don’t you dare make me feel bad about that or it will be closed to you forever.

Person who has to leave after 9 holes / mid-round

Over the last 12 months, I’ve come across a number of new, equally-unsavory characters as the ones on my OG list that have left me no choice—to compile yet another list of folks who should be removed from your golf rotation, your phone contacts, and possibly your life entirely. Here are the next 6 WORST people to make a tee time with.

It’s been nearly a year since I called out a bunch of my idiot friends introduced you to 8 of the absolute worst people to make a tee time with. As oddly specific as these characters may have seemed, I’m confident that we’ve all dealt with these villainous beings at some point in our tee-time making lives.

Person who says “poooor you” that you have to make the tee time and wrangle the group together

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Jacob Topple Named Head Strength and Conditioning Coach For Augusta Athletics

Story Links AUGUSTA, Ga. – Jacob Topple has been named the first Head Strength and Conditioning Coach for Augusta University Athletics, a new position created in conjunction with the construction of the Al & Yvette Harris Sports Performance Center. Topple comes to Augusta from Western Carolina University, where he served as Assistant […]

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AUGUSTA, Ga. – Jacob Topple has been named the first Head Strength and Conditioning Coach for Augusta University Athletics, a new position created in conjunction with the construction of the Al & Yvette Harris Sports Performance Center.

Topple comes to Augusta from Western Carolina University, where he served as Assistant Sports Performance Coach. During his time with the Catamounts, he led training programs for baseball and men’s and women’s golf, while also stepping in as interim Head Sports Performance Coach for football during the 2023 season. He played a key role in staff development, including the creation of a department-wide internship program.

“This hire comes at the conclusion of a year-long national search in which we received over one hundred applications and conducted multiple rounds of interviews with an extremely competitive pool of candidates,” said Mason Grounds, Associate Athletics Director for Operations. “We are thrilled to officially welcome Jacob Topple as the new Head Strength and Conditioning Coach for Augusta University Athletics. I want to extend a sincere thank you to our dedicated hiring committee for their time, energy, and commitment to finding the best possible leader for this critical role. Jacob brings an exciting vision and passion for athlete development, and we are confident he will have an immediate and lasting impact on our programs. This marks the beginning of a new era for Augusta Athletics—a department-wide commitment to the holistic growth and performance of our student-athletes.”

“I’m grateful and excited for this opportunity to lead the Strength and Conditioning department at Augusta University,” Topple said. “This opportunity means a great deal to me—not just as a coach, but as someone who believes deeply in the development of student-athletes for their sports and for life beyond athletics. I’m looking forward to building strong relationships with our athletes, helping them grow through hard work and accountability, and being part of a community that values excellence and character. I can’t wait to get started with the Jags.”

Topple brings a wide range of experience at the collegiate, high school, and private training levels. He previously led strength programs for all varsity and junior varsity teams at White Knoll High School and held the role of Assistant Director of Athletic Performance at Byrnes High School in South Carolina. His background also includes experience training youth, collegiate, and professional athletes at Next Level Strength and Conditioning in New York.

Topple holds a Master of Science in Exercise Science and Wellness from Liberty University and a Bachelor of Science in Exercise Science from The College at Brockport. He is a certified strength and conditioning specialist (CSCS) through the National Strength and Conditioning Association and also holds certifications in first aid/CPR and nutrition.

He will lead all aspects of athletic performance training across Augusta’s 15 NCAA programs, based out of the Al & Yvette Sports Performance Center.

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George Jenkins’ Jacob Aca is The Ledger’s 2025 Boys Volleyball Player of the Year

It was an unbelievable accomplishment for the George Jenkins boys volleyball team to win the Class 3A District 8 Championship in 2025 with an undefeated record of 22-0 record. “I used to walk into the gym dreaming of being the reason we’d hand a banner at George Jenkins — especially knowing it would be the […]

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It was an unbelievable accomplishment for the George Jenkins boys volleyball team to win the Class 3A District 8 Championship in 2025 with an undefeated record of 22-0 record.

“I used to walk into the gym dreaming of being the reason we’d hand a banner at George Jenkins — especially knowing it would be the first ever for volleyball. After winning that intense district championship match, it felt unreal to know we made that dream a reality,” George Jenkins middle blocker Jacob Aca said.

It was such a powerful moment for the Eagles, as everything the team worked for assembled, and the energy in that gym was unreal. This movement was led by the best player in the county in Aca, who put up 232 kills and 172 digs.

He’s the Ledger’s 2025 Player of the Year.

“It’s an incredible honor. I think about all the long practices, the ups and downs, and how much I’ve grown — not just as a player, but as a leader. It’s humbling, and I’m just proud to represent my school and teammates this way,” Aca said.

Aca has played varsity volleyball at George Jenkins for three years, and this season he was team captain, starting as a middle blocker and moving to outside hitter, and setter, and this year he really embraced being a leader on and off the court.

This year, the biggest obstacle was dealing with the pressure of staying undefeated while still pushing himself to improve every game.

“It wasn’t easy trying to lead while also feeling that weight. I overcame it by trusting my training, staying locked in mentally, kept a consistent routine, and reminded myself to enjoy the game. Staying focused while having fun really helped me push through,” he said.

Aca said he’s learned the importance of accountability, communication, and trust— skills that go beyond sports. His teammates taught him how to stay positive in tough moments, and his coaches pushed him to be better every day.

“These lessons will definitely help me in college and life,” Aca said.

Aca plans to keep playing volleyball in college while studying exercise science and sports management. He is speakin with a few colleges at this moment.

“I’m excited to compete at the next level and keep growing as both an athlete and a student,” he said.



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Mariposa FFA Kicks Off New Year with Officer Retreat

Shown from left are Ashton Davies, Chloe King, Olivia Twiss, Paisley Allison, Maddie Cole, Abby Beery and Tylie Allison. Submitted photoThe Mariposa FFA Chapter is proud to introduce the 2025– 2026 officer team, who recently spent three unforgettable days on the Central Coast for their annual leadership retreat.The trip focused on building strong connections, planning […]

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Shown from left are Ashton Davies, Chloe King, Olivia Twiss, Paisley Allison, Maddie Cole, Abby Beery and Tylie Allison. Submitted photo
The Mariposa FFA Chapter is proud to introduce the 2025– 2026 officer team, who recently spent three unforgettable days on the Central Coast for their annual leadership retreat.
The trip focused on building strong connections, planning for the year ahead and gaining real-world insight into California agriculture.
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Israel attacks Arak Heavy Water Nuclear Facility, no casualties reported

TEHRAN – Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization confirmed on Thursday that Israel launched an attack targeting the Arak Heavy Water Nuclear Facility, also known as the Shahid Khondab Research Reactor, located in Iran’s central Markazi province. According to a statement released by the organization, the strike occurred in the early morning hours but resulted in no […]

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TEHRAN – Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization confirmed on Thursday that Israel launched an attack targeting the Arak Heavy Water Nuclear Facility, also known as the Shahid Khondab Research Reactor, located in Iran’s central Markazi province.

According to a statement released by the organization, the strike occurred in the early morning hours but resulted in no casualties or injuries. The agency emphasized that preemptive security measures had been in place, preventing any threat to nearby residents or critical infrastructure.

“The attack resulted in no casualties or injuries. Thanks to security measures taken in advance, there is no risk or damage to the population in the area surrounding the facility,” the statement read.
Iranian sources also confirmed that there was no nuclear leak or environmental hazard following the strike.

The incident has been formally reported to the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), Iranian officials said, calling the Israeli action a dangerous escalation in the ongoing conflict with the Zionist regime. 

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Twins Minor League Report (6/18)

Twins Video TRANSACTIONSINF Tanner Schobel transferred to 60-day IL (St. Paul)LHP Richard Lovelady released (St. Paul) Saints SentinelSt. Paul 4, Toledo 6  Box ScoreTravis Adams: 4 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 5 KHR: Edouard Julien (4), Carson McCusker (13)Multi-hit games: Edouard Julien (2-for-4, HR, R, 2 RBI, BB), Carson McCusker (2-for-5, HR, R, 2 […]

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Twins Minor League Report (6/18)

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TRANSACTIONS
INF Tanner Schobel transferred to 60-day IL (St. Paul)
LHP Richard Lovelady released (St. Paul)

Saints Sentinel
St. Paul 4, Toledo 6  
Box Score
Travis Adams: 4 IP, 3 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 5 K
HR: Edouard Julien (4), Carson McCusker (13)
Multi-hit games: Edouard Julien (2-for-4, HR, R, 2 RBI, BB), Carson McCusker (2-for-5, HR, R, 2 RBI), Jeferson Morales (2-for-4, 2B)

The Saints’ comeback fell short on Saturday.

Old (old, old, old) friend Dietrich Enns started for the Mud Hens. That’s right, we’re throwing it back to the Jaime García trade. The lefty—now a 34-year-old with a pinch of salt in his beard—allowed a trio of runs while racking up 10 strikeouts.

The first of those scores came in the fourth when Edouard Julien bashed a solo homer to center, and the second run arrived one pitch later; this time via a Carson McCusker blast. 

 

 

McCusker added an RBI knock in the fifth.

Travis Adams had seen better days on the mound. Toledo tagged him for a trio of runs during the game’s crucial transition from its early to mid stages, cutting his start off after four innings. He threw 66 pitches. 

Still, the game was tied heading into the eighth. Heading into his second inning of work, Kyle Bischoff loaded the bases with one out, necessitating Cody Laweryson to attempt to save the day. He did not. Akil Baddoo blasted a back-breaking double that staked the Mud Hens to a 6-3 lead.

St. Paul clawed back in the ninth—and Julien even drove in a run on a single—but McCusker struck out looking with the bases loaded to end the game. 

Old friend-ish Akil Baddoo went 3-4 with a triple and a double. He drove in four. 

Toledo second baseman Hao-Yu Lee is ranked as the 6th prospect in the Tigers organization. He walked once in five plate appearances. 

Wind Surge Wisdom
Wichita 4, Arkansas 5 (10 Innings)

Box Score
Christian MacLeod: 2 ⅔ IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 1 BB, 2 K
HR: Kala’i Rosario (7)
Multi-hit games: None

The Wind Surge were walked-off in extras on Wednesday. 

The Travelers celebrated Christian MacLeod’s return from the IL with rude intentions and poor manners. Blake Rambusch greeted the lefty with a leadoff triple; he later scored on a sacrifice fly. Again, in the second, the frame’s first hitter clocked MacLeod for an extra-base hit—this time a double—before eventually scoring on a sacrifice fly. A third and final run in the third chased MacLeod from the game.

Relievers entering under dire straits aren’t supposed to cruise for an extended outing, but evidently nobody told Pierson Ohl of this. He pitched brilliantly. An unearned run was his only blemish; he otherwise struck out seven over 3 ⅓ innings. His season ERA dropped to 2.08. 

Wichita’s most potent offensive inning came in the fourth. Kala’i Rosario blasted a solo shot to kick off the scoring. Ricardo Olivar struck out, but Rubel Cespedes doubled and advanced on a grounder while Ben Ross walked and stole second. With two runners dying to come home, Jose Salas smacked a single into center to tie the game. 

 

 

Olivar singled in Walker Jenkins in the fifth to cap Wichita’s scoring.

The Wind Surge failed to plate their Manfred Man in the 10th, while Arkansas laid down a sacrifice bunt turned game-winning play in the bottom of the inning when Salas fielded the ball and overshot Jake Rucker covering first.

Walker Jenkins arrived back in a Wichita uniform with typical flair. He walked twice, singled, and stole two bases. 

The Travelers are affiliated with the Seattle Mariners. Always a hotbed for talent, they sent forth their 15th-ranked prospect, Brandyn Garcia, who pitched the aforementioned scoreless 10th. 

Kernels Nuggets

The Kernels were rained out on Wednesday. They will play a doubleheader on Thursday, June 19th. 

Mussel Matters
Game One: Fort Myers 2, Lakeland 5
Box Score 
Christian Becerra: 2 ⅔  IP, 6 H, 5 ER, 3 BB, 1 K
HR: Daniel Pena (2)
Multi-hit games: Byron Chourio (3-for-4, R)

Fort Myers fell in a game that started on Tuesday. Steve Lein covered that part of the match here

The extra day did little to affect Fort Myers’ fortunes. Starting at the bottom of the third with runners on second and third, Billy Amick struck out before Dameury Pena summoned home a run off a groundout. Bryan Acuna then punched out. That concluded the last serious scoring threat the Mighty Mussels produced.

Matters on the mound went better. Jason Doktorczyk pitched as the pseudo-starter. He was brilliant. Early command issues begat six dominant, scoreless frames, as the righty’s six-pitch mix befuddled hitters. He topped out at 91.8 and elicited 13 swings and misses across 71 pitches. On a day when his team needed length, Doktorczyk couldn’t have performed much better. 

Byron Chourio singled thrice and stole a base.

Rehabbing minor leaguer, Billy Amick, singled and struck out twice in three at-bats. 

Lakeland is an affiliate of the Detroit Tigers, and they offered the phenomenally named Franyerber Montilla—their 11th-ranked prospect—as their finest youngster. He went 3-4 with two doubles, two runs, two RBIs, and a walk. 

Game Two: Fort Myers 1, Lakeland 6 (7 Innings)
Box Score
Matt Gabbert: 3 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 K
HR: None
Multi-hit games: Bryan Acuna (2-for-3)

The Mighty Mussels came up short in the second game of their doubleheader. 

There was a point in which Fort Myers was winning. For about half an inning. A curt lead indeed. A Peyton Carr walk and two productive groundouts moved the 1st baseman to third; he then scored on a fielding error. 

That’s when the trouble began. Starter Matt Gabbert had expertly held the Flying Tigers at bay, yet Brennen Oxford entered a much more hostile environment. Lakeland bludgeoned him for four runs in a frame he would not escape, portending Fort Myers’ impending doom. They would tack on two more runs in the seventh.

The Mighty Mussels and Flying Tigers combined for a hit by pitch, three walks, and five strikeouts across 58 plate appearances, a remarkable display of putting the ball in play.

Yet again, Montilla was Lakeland’s best prospect, and, yet again, he went off, homering and singling in four at-bats. He may need a bump in his ranking. 

TWINS DAILY PLAYERS OF THE DAY
Twins Daily Minor League Pitcher of the Day – Jason Doktorczyk
Twins Daily Minor League Hitter of the Day – Carson McCusker

PROSPECT SUMMARY
Here’s a look at how the Twins Daily Top 20 Twins Prospects performed:

#1 – Walker Jenkins (Wichita) – 1-3, R, 2 BB
#13 – Billy Amick (Fort Myers) – 1-3, 2 K
#14 – Gabriel Gonzalez (Wichita) – 0-4, K
#18 – Yasser Mercedes (Fort Myers) – 1-4, 2 K
#19 – Carson McCusker (St. Paul) – 2-5, HR, R, 2 RBI, K
#20 – Ricardo Olivar (Wichita) – 1-4, RBI, BB, K

THURSDAY’S PROBABLE STARTERS
Toledo @ St. Paul (7:07 PM) – RHP Andrew Morris
Wichita @ Arkansas (6:35 PM) – RHP John Klein 
Cedar Rapids @ Beloit  (4:05 PM) – RHP Alejandro Hidalgo
Cedar Rapids @ Beloit (Game Two) – TBD
Lakeland @ Fort Myers (6:05 PM) – RHP Michael Ross
FCL Rays @ FCL Twins (9:00 AM) – TBD
FCL Rays @ FCL Twins (Game Two) – TBD
DSL Twins @ DSL Miami (9:00 AM) – TBD

 


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WSU track and field athletes facing program cuts, uncertain futures

The university announced on Monday that cuts to field events and limited spots for sprinting and hurdle events will be effective immediately. PULLMAN, Wash. — In an announcement sent on Monday, Washington State University told its track and field athletes that significant cuts are coming to track and field events, effective immediately.  WSU said it […]

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The university announced on Monday that cuts to field events and limited spots for sprinting and hurdle events will be effective immediately.

PULLMAN, Wash. — In an announcement sent on Monday, Washington State University told its track and field athletes that significant cuts are coming to track and field events, effective immediately. 

WSU said it will focus on keeping distance events competitive, but other core events like sprints, throws, jumps and hurdles are being drastically scaled back or completely cut, leaving many athletes unsure of their future.

“I am going through a very quick transfer portal window. Umm…That I’m finding is extremely stressful,” said Ashley Willems, a sprinter at WSU. 

Before the news of cuts, Willems says she had just one season left. Now, she has other factors to consider as she moves forward. Willems says she’s newly married, immersed in her master’s program and just signed an apartment lease in Pullman. 

“I just feel bad mainly for the people coming in who put their trust in the program and really did like choose WSU over other prospects,” said Willems. “For me, I am kind of on my way out, so…I would have loved to spend it here.” 

Another athlete, Riley Pyeatt, runs mid-distance and says she is lucky to still have her spot. 

“I feel happy that I am safe, but then I have all these teammates that have to leave,” said Pyeatt. “I knew big things were going to change just in general with the new NCAA versus house settlement, with the roster changes and NIL, but we had no idea a program cut was going to happen.”

Pyeatt says she’s grateful she can stay, especially after transferring just a year ago from a small school in Texas, but says she’s uncertain about what next season will bring.

“We will probably be competitive in the distance side…But obviously will be lacking in other areas,” said Pyeatt.

WSU says that although cuts are effective immediately, scholarships will be honored for affected student athletes who remain on campus. The university is also providing transitional support for student athletes who want to continue their athletic and academic careers elsewhere. 



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